Jelly Ham and Cheese does Dallas

Yes that is right. So in case you didnt know, I flew into Birmingham, Thursday night to be home for Judith’s wedding. So I was really craving Zaxby’s (since we dont have them in Dallas) and I couldnt find one, so I settled for Waffle House (which we also dont have in Dallas). So here is where the story begins.

Mom and I were driving thru Fort Payne, Alabama and I see a Waffle House and I am starving. We go inside and sit at a booth, where I am facing the door. We order and as we are getting our food, a couple walks into the door. The man who sits in the booth facing me, has on a t-shirt, but I can see a tattoo on his right arm, one that appears to be a profile of a man, but I can only see the long hair and the bottom half of the tattoo of the man’s face. As I keep looking at this man and seeing his tattoo, and also as I am enjoying my hashbrowns scattered, double diced….I look again…and I think…Aw He’s a Christian he has Jesus tattooed on his arm….then I look closer (also mind you I was not stairing…I had mom to block my views of looking) and that was where I really noticed it…I really should have figured it out in the beginning but then I realize where I was…

I was in Fort Payne, Alabama…No this "Christian" did NOT have Jesus tattooed on his arm….he had Randy Owens…The lead singer for ALABAMA…so maybe he worships Randy like Jesus…he does in ink anyways….

Only in Alabama…. ha ha ha

here it is to prove what I was talking about, so you can see for yourself how one would be confussed!:

That’s Jesus                                        That’s Randy