Jelly Ham and Cheese does Dallas

So another show that I have gotten sucked into is "The real housewives of Atlanta"…Sadly I watch it…I know I know…but on the episode I just got thru watching was the one where Dahlonega was represented!!!! There was a sign in the living room advertising a new neighborhood in DAHLONEGA!!! I felt so proud!Thanks Bravo!

So this morning I was listening to my favorite country station on the way taking the boys to school when they asked a question on air for people to call in thier answers. so the question was "if you could punch a celebrity in the face who would it be?"

some called in and mentioned these stars: Tom Cruise, Jennifer Aniston, The Olson Twins, Danny Glover, and sadly Brad Johnson (sorry Palmers) and if I could add to the celebrity I would def. punch LeighAnn Rhimes, again I dont know why, but I just cant stand her!

Who would you hit?

Ok so some of you love to hear stories about my job….well here is a good one. So today I was at Target buying my own stuff, when I got a text from work. I was asked to buy 2 shopping carts of Halloween Candy! I was so excited about this! If you know me, you know I love buying in BULK! (hince I am a Sam’s club member) and I love super market sweep!!!! so I got to do both at the same time and not spend my own personal money…After 2 shoppings carts, $550, 30 minutes and someone helping me get to my car….I realized "Gilly you have VW bug" luckily it is a convertable so this nice worker helped me out to my car and I put down the top and we just piled the bags of candy into my car. I had candy behind both seats, and my whole entire back seat was full to the top!!! here are some pics!

So the other day Caroline asked me to help her dress a boy barbie…as I was putting on his clothes I noticed it looked like Patrick Dempsey. Well then I remembered that he was in the movie Enchanted as the dad! Well the doll looked just like him. So I said wow this is Patrick Dempsey.

So as I was giving C a bath 3 or 4 days later…This is the conversation that I heard her have with "Patrick" and Ariel. 

Hello my name is Ariel, and I am a mermaid. A mermaid is a girl who uses her fins to swim, I dont have legs like you do Patrick Dempsey. One time I did have legs but I had to give my voice to Ursala, and she put a spell on me. I tried to kiss Prince Eric, but he was acting a little weird. So it was kinda crazy, but we got married and then I had legs like you Patrick Dempsey. Wait a minute Patrick Dempsey, how are you breathing under the sea for so long? What? Ursala put a spell on you too? Well that means we need to kiss and the spell will be broken and then you can swim with me. Ok lets go find Ursala.  Ursala….how dare you put a spell on Patrick Dempsey! He is so nice and handsome and you did this to him. Well that means I am going to have to break the spell! I love Patrick Dempsey and you are a mean lady, give him back his voice.

How funny is that! This isnt exact quotes but VERY close to her actual conversation! I thought you would enjoy it as much as I did…That poor Patrick Dempsey had no clue what he was getting into!!!!

So last week at Wal-mart I was so excited to find 100 calorie nutty buddy bars (also they arent technically called nutty buddy, just the nutty bars!)! I was so excited…so I get them home…the other night I went to have my nutty bar and then I noticed I was tricked!!!!

They are 100 calorie’s bc it is a single bar….not the double bar….and instead of 4 wafers with peanut butter in between each one, there were only 3 wafers!  Need I repeat, ONLY 3 WAFERS!!!!!

So guess what…I ate 2 bars!!!! 100 calories my hinny!

So has your mom ever told you that only dirty people get lice…well guess what….so do people with alot of $. Sunday night around 5 pm one of the boys was scratching his head, his mom looks and there it is….LICE! a head full of them (sorry I know you are probably scratching your heads right now…dont worry bc I did as well!) so the mom ran out to get RIT while I was stripping the beds and getting the kids in the shower! The mom joked that we would be dealing with stuff till midnight but I didnt think it would take that long…well guess what…it does..so 6 hours later, we got all the kids treated…me and the mom had a huge bonding experience while also treating each others heads, Meredith came along to help us, we treated her as well. The final count…The two boys had actual lice…I only had eggs (which grosses me out just the same)…I dont think I would call this a perk to my job…so as we speak I have been treated and hopefully nothing will happen. I am washing my sheets and all that jazz! and I am just now getting finished and it is 2 am…yuck yuck yuck…

the mom kept saying "I pay $40,000 a year for my kids to go to school, you would think they would not get lice." ha ha ha